Served up in a fine china Meatri Dish

Love the Steak and Save the Cow:

"PETA offers a $1 million prize to whoever can come up with tasty, edible, lab-grown meat, an advance they say would save billions of animals while still satisfying our carnivorous cravings."

Of course there's another solution, courtesy of the late, great Douglas Adams:

The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.
'A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,' it
said, 'I'll just nip off and shoot myself.'

He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
'Don't worry, sir,' he said, 'I'll be very humane.'